harry potter + color porn
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
There was a play that I did that I had to smoke a joint in the first scene.
TRIGGER ALERT: If you’re a soppy shit like me it might make you think about cute stuff and you’ll start to feel lax and lovey.
6 weeks ago I met this girl (Sophie) at a party, I was half dressed as Batman, she was a zombie in a chopped up nightie, we hit it off not long after she arrived spending hours talking and making each other laugh.
We kissed later in the night shortly after I recited the entirety of Tinie Tempah’s ‘Frisky’ to her as it played on the party playlist (that’s OBVS what attracted her to me) honestly I’d never seen this girls face, it was caked in zombie makeup and even then I felt something… Something you don’t just get from kissing some random new girl at a party, I had a good feeling about it. Come the end of the night I had her number and we were talking about going back to each other’s places (this didn’t happen because the walk home in the morning would have looked disastrous with either me in grey tights or her in a blood soaked nightie) anyway, I went home alone, with just the thought of that kiss which had to last me 2 weeks until I saw her again.
The second time we met I took her for some drinks, we only had a few hours together and I’m not gonna lie I was nervous as fuckery-doo and I’m pretty sure she knew it! Eventually I calmed down and we had yet another good time together having good conversations and really finding out about each other. The hours ticked by and she had to leave and I stayed to get a bit more drunk with some uni comrades, as we parted ways we were holding hands and there was this moment where we had to let go and our hands slipped apart like those slow-mo close ups you see in movies. I didn’t wanna let go, but, we were walking in two separate directions so I kinda had to aha.
PART II COMING TOMORROW!
Soph will be here so she’ll have some input aswell hopefully :)
There’s a lot to write so I hope you like ‘how I met your mother’ type stories.
To be continued…
Vod: (to JP) She wasnt good enough for you, mate
JP: Do you mean that, really?
Vod: No, but its what people say
god I’ve been waiting for this to come back
TIS THE SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
stumbling through the garage, with a one tooth open mouth
HO HO OH SHIT
"Are you the unifying person on [The Hobbit] set?" (x)
Carroll’s words, in a letter from 1891 to Sydney Bowles
Amazing how this sounds exactly like something Alice would say.
i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.
See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.
I get this completely irrational and projected feeling that Patrick Stewart figured something out when he was 65 that he needed to figure out his whole life and that made him finally able to be happy and it makes me so happy to see him happy I just want to cuddle the idea of his happiness.
just wanna do romantic stuff like wake you up with a blowjob.
I’m so damn lonely.
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
I really just want to watch The Little Mermaid.. Is that too much to ask?